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One of the greatest things about the Hollywood-stardom allure of Los Angeles is that, out of the millions of beautiful people that flock to the city each year, plenty of them opt to join in on one of the oldest aspects of the entertainment industry: erotic dancing. Los Angeles is home to more strip clubs than can be counted, featuring everything from fetish performances to cabaret shows to male revues. Whether you're looking for the ultimate bachelor party or just a sinfully delicious way to spend your night, there's a place that's happy to satisfy your cravings. Famous spots like the Spearmint Rhino and Sam's Hofbrau have seen the likes of celebrities and politicians, while revered smaller local haunts like Jumbo's Clown Room and the Wild Goose see a lot of regulars. LaBare Hollywood is the spot for women seeking the ultimate girls night out, and places like Plan A and Bare Elegance are classy and sexy enough that everyone from couples to singles can be seen lounging on velvet couches and enjoying the salacious views.
The Body Shop
8240 W. Sunset Blvd., West Hollywood, CA; Tel. 323.656.1401
The Body Shop is probably the best strip club of its kind in LA. Formally a topless joint that served up real cocktails, The Body Shop is now all-nude and serves up Red Bull, Perrier, pineapple and orange juice, and bottled water and soda. There are always some hot girls here, considering the place stays open until 4am every night and there's nowhere else to go for a lot of insomniacs. The tiny valet parking lot around back sucks. The cover is $10 and patrons are expected to order a minimum of two drinks. The Body Shop's back lapdance room gets very risque and anything goes until anything doesn't go. This area of Sunset is cool too, and adds to the plus side of, well, a semi-nasty strip joint. |
Hollywood Cabaret
6315 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood, CA; Tel; 323.465.3208
Hollywood near Vine St. should say just about all one needs to know about this great, classic, sleazy strip club. Patrons enter through an adult book/video store, then go upstairs and have a real Hollywood Boulevard experience. Hollywood Cabaret charges $10 and has a two-drink minimum where the waitress takes the money in advance. They have a few mini-stages and in the afternoons, patrons can be incognito and find an OK tattooed, pierced up, skinny, pale, wanna-be-discovered kind of girl who will dance privately in a back room, where she can block the cameras without raising suspicion. Also, this is a good place for anybody with long hair—and who looks like they might rock out in a band—to find that special girl who will support them. |
Jumbo's Clown Room
5153 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood, CA; Tel. 323.666.1187
In 1982, Jumbo's Clown Room crossed the line from neighborhood bar to exotic dance club, and has subsequently evolved into a Hollywood landmark attraction. As one of the most famous exotic clubs on Hollywood Boulevard, Jumbo's is the place to see sexy, scantily clad starlets entertaining hoards of patrons, from drooling males to fun-loving females who are there to join in on the fun. Wild costumes, theme nights, holiday parties and killer happy hour prices are just a few of the reasons why Jumbo's Clown Room is still a thriving strip club in Hollywood; the main reason is that the women are hot. |
The Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen's Club
2020 E. Olympic Blvd., Los Angeles, CA; Tel. 213.629.9213
15411 E. Valley Blvd., City of Industry, CA; Tel. 626.336.68921
With wild, beautiful women entertaining the male population of Los Angeles seven nights a week, you can never go wrong with the Spearmint Rhino. While the name may not make much sense, the appeal of this club does: hot women, amazing dance routines, customer appreciation nights and free lunch buffets Monday through Friday. The Spearmint Rhino is especially popular among college and military boys, since they get in for half the price on Mondays. The downside of this fully nude bar is that, since it's fully nude, there's no alcohol present; the upsides are that you only have to be 18 to get in and the naughty-factor is off the charts. |
Sam's Hofbrau
1751 E. Olympic Blvd., Los Angeles, CA; Tel. 213.623.3989
Restaurant. Full Bar. Adult Cabaret. No, you haven't died and gone to heaven, you've simply found the goldmine that is Sam's Hofbrau. Widely considered to be one of the best strip clubs in all of Los Angeles, Sam's Hofbrau is everything anyone could ever want in an exotic bar. Gorgeous women take to the stage seven days a week, the fully loaded menu of pub fare is fantastic, the cocktails are stiff and the atmosphere is just plain fun. Could anyone ask for more than this? Oh yeah, how about the fact that there's no admission cost and they have just about every alcohol under the sun. If you're still sitting here in front of the computer and you're not on your way to Sam's, something is wrong with you. |
Exotic City
10301 La Cienega Blvd., Los Angeles, CA; Tel. 310.410.0180
Exotic City takes no prisoners. Or, maybe they do, if that's your thing. This fully nude strip club is truly one of the most daring around. All of the one-on-one private dances can be catered to meet the desires and fantasies of the customer. Whether you're looking to watch two women dance for you at once, get a taste of domination and submission, experience role-playing or worship an older woman, Exotic City is the place to find it. While the extensive list of entertainment options at Exotic City may make this place seem like it's not for the weak, just remember that they genuinely want everyone to have the most erotic and enjoyable experience that they can get. |
The Body Shop
8250 Sunset Blvd., West Hollywood, CA; Tel. 323.656.1401
Rumor has it that the Body Shop is the place Demi Moore came to research her role in her sexy movie, Striptease. This Sunset Boulevard fully nude dance club boasts to amazing stages, an intimate fireplace, private rooms for table and topless lap dances and about 100 sexy dancers that rotate to entertain both day and night. The list of girls goes on for miles, and there's truly someone for everyone; French, blonde, Italian, brunette, Lolita schoolgirl, Playboy model... You name it. If you can't find a girl at The Body Shop that makes you sweat and beg for more, there might be something wrong with you. This world-famous strip club has been a favorite among celebrities and locals since the early '60s, and is the longest-running strip club in Los Angeles. |
Déjà Vu Showgirls
424 Beverly Drive, Beverly Hills, CA; Tel. 310.275.8511
A plush, red velvet den of debauchery, this place looks like a salacious crimson lair straight out of the days of Moulin Rouge. All the standard strip club entrees are on the menu: nude couch dances, topless lap dances, topless table dances, private half-hour dances and more. There are even theme rooms where you can enjoy a private theme dance. Stop in on Sundays to watch the Amateur Night girls compete for one thousand dollars in cash and prizes, or treat yourself to a ten-dollar dance special on Monday nights. The Déjà Vu Showgirls club is also one of the best places to host a bachelor party or a birthday party that will leave everyone drooling. |
The Blue Zebra
6872 Farmdale Ave., North Hollywood, CA; Tel. 818.765.7739
Though there's no alcohol served at the Blue Zebra, the stunning fully nude girls are enough to make anyone feel drunk. These girls are as top-notch as they get, bringing fantasy to reality for just about anyone. With Hot Body contests occurring regularly, discounts for college students and military on Monday nights and Wild Wednesdays, where the fifteen-dollar admission price also buys a topless dance, it's no wonder that this place is as addicting as it is. After watching these girls take to the stage, men will be left ruing the day that the "look, don't touch" rule came into play. |
Plan B
11637 W. Pico Blvd., Los Angeles, CA; Tel. 310.312.3633
Popularly regarded as a better "plan A" than a plan B, this upscale club is often filled to the brim with high-rollers seeking a good night out, evidenced by the frequent amount of exotic cars filling the parking lot. In addition to unparalleled elegance and some of the most stunning, bikini-clad dancers in the area, Plan B also boasts an incredible menu of gourmet fare, such as seared black sesame ahi in a lobster-infused mushroom sauce and fillet mignon topped with molten Gorgonzola. This cozy, intimate destination is a true "Gentlemen's Club," replete with the class and sophistication sought in the most high-end lounges, as well as a full bar that offers everything from Cristal champagne to fine cognacs to delicious cigars. |
4 Play
2238 Cotner Ave., Los Angeles, CA; Tel. 310.575.0660
On any given night, everyone from celebrities to politicians can be spotted ogling the playmate-quality dancers on the stage. The ambiance of this club is unique, offering an intimate setting with a sense of old-world charm, complete with fine art depicting tasteful images of nude, Venus-esque women. The girls, on the other hand, get down and dirty well enough to leave no one minding the fact that nude bars in LA means no alcohol. With the two separate private dance rooms, the VIP area and delicious private dance options like private stage performances or bed dances on fake beds, absolutely anyone can find their way to happiness here. The best part is that this club isn't raunchy; it's tastefully dirty with just enough sass to keep even the frat boys happy.
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Rouge - Downtown Los Angeles
1616 E. 15th Street, Los Angeles, CA; Tel. 213.748.8099
Formerly known as the Silver Reign, Rouge has the feel of a plush, European gentlemen's club. The beautiful main room boasts red leather booths, cushy velvet chairs and a gorgeous stage with two poles and red and violet accent lights. The girls here are top-notch, especially on Thursday and Friday nights when the dancers are some of the biggest names from the XXX film industry. The highlight of this fully nude Los Angeles strip club is the VIP room, which is bigger than VIP rooms in many other clubs, and features a stage with a pole, a bar, restrooms, lap dance areas and an ATM machine for anyone who just can't get enough. Rouge is ideal not only for bachelor and private parties, but it is also nice enough that you could bring an open-minded date. |
The Playpen
1109 S. Santa Fe Ave., Los Angeles, CA; Tel. 213.489.2000
Located in the industrial part of downtown Los Angeles, the Playpen is one of the most eclectic fully nude clubs around. On some nights, guests who stick around can experience an after hours mini-rave with a live DJ, complete with a strange mix of nude dancers, rave partiers and customers. Other nights, the club stays open till 4am, and the dances get significantly wilder the later it gets and the less people there are. One of the highlights here is the installment of little private dance cubicles with see-through curtains; this adds up to a much higher mileage (a.k.a. naughty factor of lap dances). Even the day shift at this wild club is fairly busy, due in part to the downtown location and the proximity to many of the corporate offices in the area; the business lunch crowd has never been so happy. |
Synn Gentlemen's Club
15619 E. Valley Blvd., City of Industry, CA; Tel. 626.968.4434
Both a fully nude club and an adult bookstore, Synn Gentlemen's Club has every avenue of the sexual world covered. Yes, you can actually buy some kinky material then go fantasize about using it on one of the girls. No, you can't actually use it on them, but go ahead and fantasize away, cowboy. The mileage from the lap dances is pretty high, enough to satisfy any naughty craving, but isn't completely tasteless; these girls still have their dignity. The girls range from tiny to tall, from skinny to curvy, and have every skin and hair color in the human race. For the most part, they're all smokin' hot, too. |
Bare Elegance
4824 W. Imperial Hwy, Inglewood, CA; Tel. 310.649.1100
As the name would suggest, this place serves up some seriously hot bare-bottomed girls in an incredibly elegant atmosphere. There are iniquitous red lights all over the place, candlelit tables and violet accent lights, keeping the ambiance seductive but allowing you to see everything you want. The kitchen serves some pretty impressive food, from salads to burgers to steak, and all the standard non-alcoholic drinks are available. The ultra-plush, private upstairs Skybox rooms are sinfully delicious, decked out in red and undeniably cushy, hence the insane prices ($500 for 30 minutes). Bachelor and private parties are best hosted in the Sky Lounge, which has it's own private stage and looks down on the main stage, so guys can still be part of the main club's action and even look down to the main stage to see if they want the dancer to come upstairs. |
Carolina West Century Lounge (a.k.a. Century Theatre)
5601 W. Century Blvd., Los Angeles, CA; Tel. 310.641.6833
Between the XXX video rentals and the strikingly raunchy nude private dances, this place has naughty factor that is deeply satisfying to anyone who likes the slightly dirtier side of life. Carolina West Century Lounge has a fairly high selection of regulars that refuse to go anywhere else, especially since the majority of girls are pretty friendly and chatty, and there are also pool tables for anyone who has the desperate urge to put something in a pocket. One of the highlights here is that, unlike a lot of other places, there's a lot of floor work on stage (floor work = girls on their backs or hands and knees = righteously steamy). |
LaBare Hollywood
Various Locations Throughout LA Area; Tel. 818.841.1775
One of the few male strip clubs in the area, LaBare Hollywood is the ultimate spot for everything from girls-night-outs to bachelorette parties to passion parties. Featuring Chippendale style shows for women every Friday and Saturday night, LaBare also offers Strip-O-Grams and produces the world famous LaBare Booty Cruise. The LaBare Hollywood shows are not only completely choreographed and costumed, they feature seven exquisitely hot male performers and are hosted by stand up comedian and ex-Chippendale Tony Ranaudo. The best part about LaBare shows is that girls will have the opportunity to take pictures with the guys afterwards, offering a girls night out that no one will ever forget!
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The Wild Goose
11604 Aviation Blvd., L.A.X., CA; 310.643.9769
A convenient spot for both weary travelers and anyone looking for a good time, the Wild Goose is both a full service restaurant and a cabaret sports bar. With good food, topless women, pool tables, sports and ice-cold beer, this wildly fun club basically combines all of the greatest things in life and puts them under one roof. The Wild Goose features 17 bottled brews, 25 beers on tap, and a full menu that features everything from soft pretzels to steaks to every type of burger imaginable. The girls are nothing less than gorgeous, ranging from the petite blond girl-next-door types to Asian beauties. |
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